Wednesday, April 19, 2006

No Substitutions, Please

God, I love pizza. In fact, if there's anything I love more than pizza it would have to be sex. Tonight's last illustration class was a success so I'm celebrating. Since there's no REAL sex on the horizon, I'm having a pizza. Ooooooooo, yeaaah, ummmmmm that definitely hits the non G-Spot. YES!
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8 comments:

MsMamma said...

(Key Dramatic Suspensful Music, Pan close and tight, hands to face in look of horror) OMG! Am I becoming a guy?

Lotus said...

OMG! Now I'm craving pizza. I've been fighting back the small voice that's been saying "I could go for a little something." Now it's growling.

anniem said...

Here, let me help! How about SUBSTITUTIONS! Now we're talking!

mulysa said...

my mom and stepdad work for a pizza place. sigh, i could eat reheated pizza all day. my mom heats up the pizza in a teflon pan, and then flips it over to grill the cheesy side.

to die for!

J said...

Hmmm...That reminds me that I haven't had pizza in awhile...maybe tonight will be pizza night! My favorite? Your a vegetarian, so maybe you'll like the sound of this..most meat eaters don't. (I eat meat, but I love this pizza).

Roasted eggplant, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, basil, and tomatoes added AFTER, so they don't cook. mmmm. Yummy.

Heidi said...

J- That sounds right up my alley! Let's grill it up. De-lish!

Dear Sweet Annie, I am bored with mere vibrators. It would have to be a life size, almost real sex dummy for me to bite. Then again, it's way too creepy and they only make them for Men, gee, that's a huge suprise! Some day my Prince will come(no pun intended).

MsMamma said...

Big Kudos to AnnieM AKA Glamgranola for proving me wrong on the whole "for men only sex doll". Doing her research like a good mamma should, she found the real dolls website and introduced me to "Charlie". He's beefy and built, but I don't think I want him on my loveseat for some hardcore lovin' after my peep is sleepies and dreamies. At an ironic $6999 a pop, I'd rather go around the world, on an airplane, that is. Here's an idea, which real doll are you? My inner whore would definitely live vicariously through Anna Mae, you know she's crazy and down with it. She's just a bit whacky from having her own titties whack her good and hard in the face a tad too often. Hence, she's toothless for your plesha.

Lotus said...

OMG, That website is hilarious. There are so many options, even a she-male doll with breasts and all the openings of a woman, PLUS, bait and tackle!