Lordy Ms.mammaI know you are going to ban me one day but here goes my short one.................Well she looked so sweet and she looked so nice, as the wind blew up her nighty.Her breast hung loose like the balls on a moose, oh me, oh gosh, oh mighty!I humped her once, I humped her twice, I humped her once to often.The main spring broke up in her arse and sent her to her coffin!
Jesus Jimmy, where'd that little gem come from? All I can say(in a fake southern accent) is good Christ Almighty. I almost wrote alnighty. Thanks, Freud.
Beleive it or not. A yankee from Pennsylvania told me that little ditty when I was about 13 years old, and it just stuck with me all these years. I changed the words to make it a little cleaner. I have yet to find anyone who has heard it before?I sang it in a drunken stupor at a Karoake bar one night to a roaring cheer of redneck applause.
Wow Ms. Mamma -- I love it! How 21st century philosophy! Good luck in the contest!!!!
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Lordy Ms.mamma
I know you are going to ban me one day but here goes my short one.................
Well she looked so sweet and she looked so nice, as the wind blew up her nighty.
Her breast hung loose like the balls on a moose, oh me, oh gosh, oh mighty!
I humped her once, I humped her twice, I humped her once to often.
The main spring broke up in her arse and sent her to her coffin!
Jesus Jimmy, where'd that little gem come from? All I can say(in a fake southern accent) is good Christ Almighty. I almost wrote alnighty. Thanks, Freud.
Beleive it or not. A yankee from Pennsylvania told me that little ditty when I was about 13 years old, and it just stuck with me all these years.
I changed the words to make it a little cleaner. I have yet to find anyone who has heard it before?
I sang it in a drunken stupor at a Karoake bar one night to a roaring cheer of redneck applause.
Wow Ms. Mamma -- I love it! How 21st century philosophy! Good luck in the contest!!!!
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