What's your raunch factor? Let's put a dollar value on that! Curiosity is the source of this one. My grand total of debauchery was $380.50. Yeah, I peed in the pool. I admit it.
Here’s how it works:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!). However, since there is only one that is under a dollar and I have a total that ends in 50 cents, I am sure you will figure out at least one of them.
Bring up that calculator, and get going!
* Smoked pot — $10
* Did acid — $5
* Ever had sex at church — $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
* Had sex for money — $100
* Vandalized something — $20
* Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
* Beat up someone — $20
* Been jumped — $10
* Crossed dressed — $10
* Given money to stripper — $25
* Been in love with a stripper — $20
* Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
* Ever drive drunk — $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
* Used toys while having sex — $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
* Went skinny dipping — $5
* Had sex in a pool — $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
* Cheated on your significant other — $10
* Masturbated — $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
* Done oral — $5
* Got oral — $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
* Stole something — $10
* Had sex with someone in jail — $25
* Made a nasty home video — $15
* Had a threesome — $50
* Had sex in the wild — $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
* Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
* Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
* Went streaking — $5
* Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
* Been arrested — $5
* Spent time in jail — $15
* Peed in the pool — $0.50
* Played spin the bottle — $5
* Done something you regret — $20
* Had sex with your best friend — $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
* Had anal sex — $80
* Lied to your mate — $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…” I'm not going to tag anyone, but feel free to comment or post it yourself. Signed- A Sometime Former Filthy Whore
15 comments:
Surely, I jest when I say filthy whore as I am practically a Born Again Virgin.
Ugh...this can't be right! LOL! I did this meme on Curiosity Killer's blog and got a whopping $605.60 for my fine!! Needless to say, that was then and this is now. I'm such a prude now...I swear! LOL! Well...they do say it's the 'good' ones you need to look out for, right? :)
I honestly thought Curiosity would have gotten a much higher fine :) She was way wilder than me!!
PS. Hasn't everyone peed in a pool once or twice? Or three times...or more?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey!! I resent that! Just being I'm the first one on the dancefloor doesn't make me pro in the sack!!!
Besides, I'm more experimental with substance than sex. I have an issue with sex, y'see. Besides, like I mentioned on my blog, I'm kinda "saving myself" for my husband. I know. Oxymoron!! LOL
I wanted to reiterate -- just because I can party doesn't mean I have to get plastered and bang every guy in sight. That's the beauty of being a woman -- tease the hell out of them and go home and get a good night sleep.
I did some crazy stuff in my time... just not on the list. Things like bitch-slapped more men than you can count. =P
Actualy I am 380.60... Missed the kissing a stranger. I'm unintentionally saving myself for the right man.
I luv ya, Curiosity :) I recall a time when we went on our "girls only" camping trip...and for some reason (I don't know how), you managed to get all the girls suntan sans bikini top! LOL! You're just a regular trend-setter, you are! :)
You dirty Mamma you! Don't worry, I am nearing 500.00. I am totally doing this one.
Y'all go and see Dino's number.
I worked at the Pub. And I aint saving shit.
I feel so much better now :) Thanks to Dino's number!
Oh dear...is there a statute of limitations? What if you tried it and didn't like it? Can you ignore it? ;) Too funny.
oh man, i'm $150. what a prude, eh? =)
J- You're such a lady, woe-o woe-o woe-o, you're a lady! You can email me with your tab. ;)
Megs- Totally not a prude! Smart, for sure.
Holy Shit....$780.60 about covers my lifetime tallys
And only about $50.00 worth for the past year! I'm improving with age! Damn....do I even have a pulse?
That was a fun one!!!!!!
i did my tally before i read what everyone measureed up to.... and i have to say that i am rather relieved. the grand total is.....
$525.50
i think i'm going to hve to send payments.
i would also like to say that i thin k some of the fines are a llittle unjust..
i mean, c'mon, eighty dollars for ANAL sex, but only twenty for drunk driving?!?
fifteen to go to jail and twenty to screw your best friend...
go figure ;)
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