Suck on This

I know why I'm single. It's because I can't handle the bullshit of the male ego. I can't believe after all of these years it's like being back on the playground. Mr. Big likes you so he's going to act like a complete asshole. Where I live the men are afraid of me because I probably make more money than them, have a college degree and have an opinion. Screw it. I will be the old bat who lives in the house on the corner with 100 pugs and as many vibrators and dildos to match.