Call Them Tumbleweeds

Here's to all the ass lickers. While the hard working people are off trying to solve the world's problems or blogging, the licker is ass kissing(or really kissing) someone else's significant other. Or double dealing someone out of a commission. Or taking credit for inspiration received elsewhere. The ass kisser can be very difficult to cull from the pack, often assimilating likeable traits thus rendering themselves invisible for months at a time. Slowly they are kicked out of coveted circles, inner sanctums. Lacking doors of perception, they are genuinely hurt when they are rebuffed and rebuked. Never mind, like the cliche water off a duck's back, they have another idea to explode onto the palette of life(courtesy of the cubicle next door). Like a tumbleweed in the night, they roll down the lonely highway of life alone.


tumbleweeds, assholes, fakes, phonies, ass lickers