Monday, July 10, 2006

Crotchfruit

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Wired Magazine May 2006

crotchfruit n. A derogatory term for children coined by staunch advocates of child-free public spaces. Breeders (a k a parents) have now embraced the epithet and call the anti-crotchfruit zealots the real crybabies.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there a fruit more meaty?

Anonymous said...

I thought you didn't like meat.. a'huck.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like some kind of sexually transmitted disease. The name made me laugh. I can't believe grown ups say this out loud. Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. There's a word I never would have come up with all on my own. ;)

Anonymous said...

What's interesting to watch is when a anti-crotchfruit zealot actually has a kid by mistake or they feel it's something they should do to complete the "life" outline so they go to any means possible to "attain" one. Either that kid ends up being a stiffled little twit or a crazed rebellious teenage sex fiend. Some people should not have kids, no way , no how.