Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Opium Bed

I woke up this morning feeling like an owly caveman. Damn the bed I slept on! It may as well have been a cold slab of death. Snowflake the Spacehog sleeps like a cocooned caterpillar, shoving me to the edge where I cling for dear sweet life each night. I ached. Stupid feather pillow. It's like a bag of dust and air. There's no support. I took my bath and felt sort of human, but in pain. The kind of pain that makes you feel like a Senior Citizen. If someone had called my name as I walked into the gas station I would have had to turn my WHOLE UPPER BODY to look at them. Yeah, like THAT. I may as well have had a real HALO on my head.

Just as I was going in, out came my friend, my old aquaintance, a figment in my world. In the space of 60 seconds I divulged my horrid nights sleep, my sleeping arrangements, where the dog stays and revealed my new quest for a bed worthy of sleep(that beauty in the photo is the one I'm dreaming of). A stranger to sleepies and dreamies, he reminded me that he hasn't slept in his bed in five years and then told me about the bed he had made by an Amish dude.

I thought about our words and wondered. Couldn't I have just kept it upbeat and light? Instead I'm all about neck pain and co-sleeping. That is hot. Bah. I just run off at the mouth for no good reason. Maybe it's my lack of adult conversation and I just pounce on any unsuspecting bystander. Whatever.

In any case, can I get some actual Opium with this bed? Thanks.



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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

That bed is beautiful. You should get it. We got new mattresses recently, and let me tell you, they put us back a pretty penny. There were cheaper ones that I liked, but Ted didn't like them. There were cheaper ones that Ted liked, but I didn't like them. We may have ended up with the most expensive mattress set in that dang store. But we're sleeping well. We were both waking up in a lot of pain in the am, and now? Not. Worth Every Penny.

Um...and maybe a bigger bed would help with the snowflake issue? You could then put a bolster or something between you, and he would think it was you in his sleep, and you might get some of your bed to yourself. Just an idea....don't know if it would work or not.

Not sleeping well SUCKS. I would complain, too. Don't feel badly.

Anonymous said...

Ahh man, hope you get some sleep soon. I think the bolster idea is good. Otherwise, with a larger bed, you might just end up with more empty space on the other side of SF, with you still clinging for dear life.

Anonymous said...

It is a queen, damn. I don't think I'm ready to mive up to king or cal king(all new bedding etc) although I'd love it, I'm sure. Another thing is the weather it has been so HOT, as in hell-like I think that it has been disturbing my sleep. Even with central air. Lotus, I think you've got it right on- that is life with my little klingon. :)

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