Eight inches of heavy, wet snow. Slush at the bottom. Me swearing. Loudly. I tried to be the good mommy and make a snowman, but my hands got cold and all we have is a faceless snowthing.
If it weren't for my snowblower I probably would have killed myself. I'm just sad. And mad.
Pissed off because a present for my parents I ordered two weeks ago was just shipped on Monday and is now sitting in Chicago. FUCKERS.
Snowflake jammed the door on the DVD player and I called him on it. I told him his actions totally sucked.
This made me cry later and the pugs, who I am also currently pissed off at, tried to comfort me with a point blank sneeze of concern. I will not take it to my bald headed "amigo" who stood me up on Thursday to be fixed.
If it's one thing I can't stand it's men who are total pussies.
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AMEN. Women now have the intelligence, wisdom AND balls to take action. Men nowadays hover and hope for the best.
Sorry to hear about the yucky day you had :( Just think, days like these come and go and things don't suck forever. Sorry for the poor wording. I'm so tired. Hubby and I have been driving to and from the airport (2hrs each way) since yesterday. The students' plane was delayed and since is Xmas, they missed getting on 6 different flights. Totally sucks!! Anyway. we're pooped, they're jet lagged...it's gonna make for one interesting Xmas, let me tell ya!
I bet it must be amazing to see the expression on Snowflake's face when he opens up his pressies!!! Do you guys open them on Xmas eve or Xmas day?
PS. Love the "Nothing Says Sweet Like Ms. Mamma"! Very cool!!
Hugs from Manitizzle!
Chrissy xo
Wow....Holy shit catwoman! I'm still trying to figure out how the ending came to "men who are total pussies"? Where in the hell did that come into play? I mean from the damn snail mail to broken DVD players to pussiefied men?
You need to get your Scrooge on!.....Just do like I do and tell everyone Merry Fucking christmas!
Give those pugs a hug......you knew the job was dangerous when ya took it!LOL.
OH...BTW
I hope this doesn't get me in the pussiefied catagory, but it's 60 degress outside here in Coastal NC and for some reason it is 76 degrees inside. I'm gonna have to turn the damn A/C on if it gets any hotter in here.
I made a black snow man out of hot asphalt in the lab where I work. I'll have to remember to get a damn picture and do a post on him next year.
M.F.C.
So you just point me at the bastard...we will grind him up in my John Deere.
So we got my mom a giant John Deere snowblower, but honestly she has a giant driveway and we decided to wait the snow out, and plow it with the four wheeler.
But having been a snowblower my whole life, the new snowblower is amazing. We had just about ground the other one to the earth, and this was a wonderful purchase.
Chloe got fixed this week. I hope that calms her cute self down.
Blah. Maya made me cry the other day, because she wouldn't listen to anything I had to say all dang day. Good times. Sorry about the soggy snow. :) Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, even without a gift for your parents. Trust me, they won't care.
Hope you have a great Christmas MM. That last line in your post had me scratching my head, but I had a chuckle as well. :-)
and instead of mentioning christmas goose, i will just say i have a medium sized cock
I'm glad you have power!
PS - I remembered how to leave comments on your site. So now I'm going to comment like crazy.
Just wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to a great bunch of Non-Pussies. Does that help clear up the confusion?! ;)
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