While the world marches on, you with your lover, your husband, your wife, your friends- the weirdos and antisocial neglected sit around on a Saturday night and sip mediocre red wine and troll eBay for Dualit toasters, and then imported beer tshirts for their fathers for Christmas(even though he only drinks Budweiser) and finally end up bidding on a Leinenkugel's canoe paddle made out of plastic.
I keep on dancin' to the rock and roll...