I love my little pug girl. She looks like a loaf of marbled rye. She's so sweet and demure yet to be honest, she's a humper. I have morphed their names into Gingerella and Franco(pronounce it with GUSTO like a red wine swilling, cigarillo smoking Sophia Loren). Sounds good, no? At this point The Chidler is Carlito. Franco likes to keep the Carlito's salami spic and span. So I wonder, who's the bitch? Since I've taken these pictures, especially the last one, I just can't get Alphabet St. out of my head. It's been a few days now without relief. You know how the old children's rhyme goes:
Talk 2 me lover
Come on tell me what U taste
Didn't your mama tell U
Life is 2 good 2 waste?
Didn't she tell U
That Lovesexy was the glam of them all?
If U can hang, U can trip on it
U surely won't fall
No side effects and
The feeling last 4-ever
Straight up - it tastes good
It makes U feel clever
U kiss your enemies
Like U know U should
Then U jerk your body
Like a horny pony would
U jerk your body like a horny pony would
Now run and tell your mama about that!
4 comments:
All I can say is that there is WAAAAAAAAy too much humping going on here. I can't stand it. The pugs are going in for snipping and I hope she doesn't get knocked up, 'cuz 'I don't know nothin' about birthin' no puppies'. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Have you thought about getting her into the doggie porn industry. I hear it is the "new thing". Bow-chicka-wow!
You could be in big trouble soon. Or, you could sell them and finance her spay/surgery. ;)
I love horses. Nice pics.
J_ Would you be my "Life Coach/Financial Advisor"? Hilarious! Next week they will be deprived of their loins. Boo Hoo...
Annie, let's make a movie! HA! Otto must be included. Lots of studded leather harnesses...
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