Teabags

It must be my arcane knowledge of the bizarre, but I cannot stand the Lipton White Tea commercials. When the man's voice suedes, "Fresh, Young, Teabags" I shudder and laugh. All I can think of is teabagging ala John Waters in "Pecker". Not refreshing. Fresh, young, teabags... balls across the nose, anyone?(shaken, not stirred)