The other night I stumbled across "Dancing with the Stars" and was seriously blown away by none other than Miss Priscilla Presley. I asked my co-worker if he had seen her lately and he commented that he did and she was beautiful.
Ho there. Wha? She looks so puffy and weird, her face actually looks like the mask from Phantom of the Opera. Yikes. Don't move or you'll crack, 'cilla.
When they showed the bit about her having her very own Psychic Hotline I could have ralphed. We're talking serious Space Alien action here, kids. She is channeling L. Ron Hubbard in a very big way.