Thursday, March 20, 2008

Served Cold

I went to the store about an hour ago and put away the stash. All of the produce bags come back in their new life as important and precious poop bags. I went outside and picked up half a bag of soggy, wet turds and upon closing them up for the dumpster to snack on I thought (as they glistened in the sun) 'yes, these would make a great gift for the right person.'