Cheesecake

Ugh. I know when I feel kind of crappy, kind of low down, there's nothing like a piece of cheesecake to brighten my mood. Unfortunately it's just not the same kind of cheesecake the boys like. I feel like a complete foreigner. A stranger in a strange land. Honestly, I really relate to the song Margaritaville right now. It just sucks that I ran out of Grand Marnier last night and have no dinero to spare for more. I suppose I could tap into Snowflake's piggy bank. Nah. Here, have some cheesecake. But don't be a ManWhore. They have no class.