You know what really blows?  Working out for three months and not shrinking around the middle.  Getting old sucks.  I can tell I've lost some microness in the thighs, but gawd damn.  I feel like a bloated toad.  I have floppy, saggy boobs.  National Geographics.  My bras are the worst.  Cheap and unsupportive, like too many people in this world.  Ironically, things are looking up.  I have most of my pieces done.  I have some that are matted and framed and then some that are just going to be mounted into funky frames w/out a matt(requerda, por favor, yo soy pobrecita).  I'm planning on a total visual assault in the menswear store.