You know what really blows? Working out for three months and not shrinking around the middle. Getting old sucks. I can tell I've lost some microness in the thighs, but gawd damn. I feel like a bloated toad. I have floppy, saggy boobs. National Geographics. My bras are the worst. Cheap and unsupportive, like too many people in this world. Ironically, things are looking up. I have most of my pieces done. I have some that are matted and framed and then some that are just going to be mounted into funky frames w/out a matt(requerda, por favor, yo soy pobrecita). I'm planning on a total visual assault in the menswear store.