so... having a little red wine and enjoying a gorgeous summer night. burning a stick of nag champa, watching nightline. commercial comes on for fixdent showing boomers enjoying various types of crunchy as nails bruschetta. which one has them has them, it prods you. yes, who?
like, dentures? who in the hell that age would have dentures? my 94 year old grandmother has dentures. the only people(excusing those of legitimate disease or unfortunate laws of physics) that age having dentures are alcoholics, recovering alcoholics, domestic abusers(okay christine, hocky players), and methheads.
they're definitely not eating brushetta.